Silly Movie Industry

Without fail, my friends and I always watch horribly made movies just to get a good laugh every once in a while. Tonight's choice was the prequel remake of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Pretty much combine the original with the remake, and you get this lovely piece of film to scoff at from your couch. People are tortured and slain with chainsaws and knives; it's fun stuff. Yet, even though it was the most laughable horror film I've seen since, say, Silent Hill, a light bulb went off in my brain. Forgive me if it has already happened, but why have I not heard of a porn movie spun off from this? I wholeheartedly believe it would be the most successful S&M flick to hit the market to date. For the title, I would shoot for something like "The Texas Cocksaw Massacre". All the dialogue would be filled with your cheesy cliche porn lines ("I've been a bad girl, maybe you should stick me and punish me big boy.") There are definitely people out there who would clamor to the stores for this, disgusting as it may be. In fact, I really could use some money, so maybe I'll pass the idea on to someone who can do something with it. Any suggestions?